How things usually go

[sienamystic]

I'm sorry to tell you, dear person who just phoned me up, but unless the Met's security has gone remarkably downhill in the past year or so, I don't think that you have the original Rembrandt Aristotle Contemplating the Bust of Homer, no matter how many times you tell me that it's signed! It's signed and dated! Signed!

Either that was one of the most clueless people I've ever spoken to, or I was just the victim of an elaborate sorority hazing stunt. Hard to tell.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

As Wart from Sword in the Stone would say, "Wha--wit, whoa!"

What??

This strikes me as very sad. And why would you call the Midwest to tell this info?? Too weird.

jess

[coneycat.livejournal.com]

That's... pretty funny!