Just because you think you're cute doesn't mean you're cute

[sienamystic]

An Open Letter to the Harry Potter fanboy/girl who keeps writing things in chalk on our Richard Serra sculpture:

Cut it the fuck out. Writing "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" over and over again on repeated visits does not make me giggle about how awesome that is, it makes me want to figure out a place to hide in the bushes and taser you. Would that they let me have a taser.

Yours,
A Pissed Off Registrar

At least our uber-competent collections assistant is handling this, so I don't have to be out there with the damp cloth all the time.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Oh good lord! Disrespectful git. Sorry to hear of it. Hopefully summer means no chalk and maybe a graduation prank you won't see again any time soon.

~Kate-h

[coneycat.livejournal.com]

I wonder what would happen if you hit 'em with a taser while I hit 'em with a water pistol? Jerks.