An Open Letter to the Harry Potter fanboy/girl who keeps writing things in chalk on our Richard Serra sculpture:
Cut it the fuck out. Writing "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" over and over again on repeated visits does not make me giggle about how awesome that is, it makes me want to figure out a place to hide in the bushes and taser you. Would that they let me have a taser.
Yours,
A Pissed Off Registrar
At least our uber-competent collections assistant is handling this, so I don't have to be out there with the damp cloth all the time.
Cut it the fuck out. Writing "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" over and over again on repeated visits does not make me giggle about how awesome that is, it makes me want to figure out a place to hide in the bushes and taser you. Would that they let me have a taser.
Yours,
A Pissed Off Registrar
At least our uber-competent collections assistant is handling this, so I don't have to be out there with the damp cloth all the time.