Holy frickin' crap

[sienamystic]

Surgery is expensive. Is it possible to ask, in lieu of anesthesia, for lots of whiskey and a nice leather strap to bite down on? Then Bemo can take me home in a wheelbarrow, and we'll use the remainder of the whiskey to pour over the incisions till they heal.

But no worries. Fortunately for me, I can pull money out of my ass. Oh, wait - that's not true AT ALL.