Progression of an Orange Cat

[sienamystic]

We begin with the placement of the Orange Cat in front of the keyboard. This is obnoxious, as he will stretch and push the keyboard in various directions to suit his comfort, but he is still mostly out of the way.





The Orange Cat has now decided that his former placement was insufficient, so he stands up and makes his way into the lap area, at first sitting upright and looking disgruntled at life not being exactly how he wishes it to be.



First stage of repose is attained. Faint snoring may be heard. Typing is significantly impeded. However, this position proves unsatisfactory in the long-term, so a rearranging is soon carried out.



Final stage of repose. Maximum disruption of typing and mousing due to the mousing hand falling asleep achieved. Maximum smug levels achieved. Orange Cat will remain in this position for a prolonged period of time, until mysterious forces not yet able to be observed will cause him to sit up abruptly, spin around in the lap, and leap away, in full Bonkers Mode, for the bedroom.