Ten References You Expect Your Nearest and Dearest To Get:
(stolen from
sanj10. You wouldn't expect that behavior from a major appliance.
9. Teeth like baseballs, eyes like jellied fire!
8. The next time you get stuck behind a toilet, don't call
me to come butter your head!
7. Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen!
6. Cinderella story...former groundskeeper, about to win Augusta...
5. Live, from the basement of the science building, it's DORM radio, D-O-R-M.
4. Ooh, what a giveaway!
3. Want an omlette? The eggs are fresh, I laid them myself!
2. And Brick here killed a man! With a trident!
1. They were killed in a tragic gasoline fight accident.