Three things:

Shouldn't you amend your tag line to "Not fit to touch the hem of your undergarment"?

I love the fact that men's undies are called "drawers". I don't know why. It just cracks me up.

Are there any particular women's magazines you collect? I had access to a bunch of them in an antique shop not long ago, but wasn't sure which particular journals you preferred. I'll be up in that area again in December and could do a bit of scouting for you if you'll tell me which ones you like.