In my mind it's a roomba with lobster claws duct-taped onto it.

HAH! Ok, that made my day, becauase you're exactly right - it would be something utterly useless and crazy and yet it would also be totally awesome.

Tony teaching the computer how to swear in Farsi was a tip of the hat to my little sister, who is learning it right now. She's learned the words "yes," "no," and "elephant," which amuses the crap out of me.