dafkljadfklajdf I LOVE THIS. Honestly, your Pepper is so, so on. And I love how you frame it so sanely - this is a real job, she deals with all the real problems that Tony ignores - and she succeeds in a very realistic manner. I believe every detail, which makes all the crazy details even BETTER.

Also: long-legged antelope is my new favourite metaphor.

JUST, GREAT. This made my night. Thanks so much for sharing!