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sienamystic ([personal profile] sienamystic) wrote2008-11-03 12:15 pm
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A million miles above my head

I wish I could shake off this blah feeling - not quite depression as much as a general malaise that makes me say "bleah" to the idea of doing anything combined with the deep desire to crawl back into a snuggly bed. The bulk of it stems from a phone call with my mom. I phoned because I thought she wanted to babble excitedly about her trip to Ireland, but her mood had changed and now she wanted to talk politics.

I'm sure you all can guess how well that might have gone. My mom is firm in her views, which mostly are bolstered by every Fox News outlet you can imagine, plus all the worst radio hosts. Plus, apparently a pair of college kids (whom I'd like to find and strangle) decided that seeing her McCain sign in the front yard made her a fair target. They hung a McCain/Palin flyer on her front door with a drawing of a penis in Palin's mouth - a crudity my extremely sheltered mother reacted to very badly. I don't think she truly believes that this was an official Obama-sponsored campaign tactic, but she takes it as proof that his followers are horrible people. Just as she knew all along, of course.

There was a brief sideline into "poor President Bush" and why the Iraqis are, of course, enthusiastically happy with Americans - we liberated them, after all. And her mom and dad were so happy when the Americans came to liberate the Philippines from the Japanese in WWII - everybody sang God Bless America. The two scenarios are the same in her mind. Exactly the same.

Even mild countering of her points (I knew not to try and face her dead-on, because all it brings me is hysteria) got me a lecture about working for a university not meaning that I have to put up with Socialist propaganda. By the end of it I had developed that self-descructive burn deep in my chest that I knew I had to smother before I said anything I regretted later (I AM SO VOTING FOR OBAMA, MOM. I'D VOTE FOR HIM TWICE IF I COULD. AND I'M GETTING A TATTOO OF THE SOVIET FLAG ON MY ASS TOMORROW. PLUS I PLAN TO KICK A PUPPY ON THE WAY TO MY POLLING PLACE AND MAYBE SPIT ON A BABY.) so I finally got her off the phone and promptly called my sister. She's the only one who understands in this sort of scenario, so she was able to calm me down.

And then I discovered the giant spider bite on my leg. Ok, maybe it's not so gigantic, and it's not spreading out redness around the bite, but I of course skipped right over the "huh, well I'll watch it for a while and see if it looks worse later" and went right to "OMG how will I survive when they have to remove the leg?"

Thankfully it's a quiet day at work. I think I'd run screaming if I had to think about anything difficult right now.

[identity profile] faithhopetricks.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man. Families + politics = alksdf lkasldkfjlkasjdfsadf

//offers you gallon of tea

(I AM SO VOTING FOR OBAMA, MOM. I'D VOTE FOR HIM TWICE IF I COULD. AND I'M GETTING A TATTOO OF THE SOVIET FLAG ON MY ASS TOMORROW. PLUS I PLAN TO KICK A PUPPY ON THE WAY TO MY POLLING PLACE AND MAYBE SPIT ON A BABY.)

That _did_ make me laugh!....

I of course skipped right over the "huh, well I'll watch it for a while and see if it looks worse later" and went right to "OMG how will I survive when they have to remove the leg?"

//offers hugs OMG, that's me too! SPIDERS SUCK.

[identity profile] sienamystic.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll get portrait tattoos of Stalin and Lenin on each bicep. What the hell, in for a penny...

And she woke up my sister this morning to rant at her about how *I* better not be voting for Obama. My sister has been instructed to lie, lie, lie. Which was kind of a given.

I am watching my spider bite veeeeery carefully. I normally don't have anything against them, but this is the first time I've been vilely attacked in the sanctity of my own home!

[identity profile] swooop.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
When you're finished with the Lenin and Stalin tats, you might do Breshnev and Kruchev too--one on each butt cheek ;-)

[identity profile] sienamystic.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I made a comment to Bemo about where I'd place Karl Marx, and he nearly veered off the road.

Mine is a twisted and evil brain.
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[identity profile] apis-mellifera.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
What about Trotsky? And Gorbachev?

[identity profile] sienamystic.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Trotsky was the one killed by the ice axe, right? I think my AP history class group did a short play that featured his grisly death. He can go on my forearm, as Zombie Trotsky, brandishing his own murder weapon.

Gorby can go on my lower back, where you'd put a tramp stamp.
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[identity profile] apis-mellifera.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooooh. How about Zombie!Rasputin on your other forearm?

[identity profile] sienamystic.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Politically not quite right, but I can't pass up the zombie parallelism. Sold!