snuffling around the house like a roly-poly roomba,
This is the best description of a beagle I have ever read! My sister's dog (a lab and a rescue) has some anxiety issues, and she waits until everyone's asleep to sneak down to the kitchen and grab loaves of bread, bananas, onions, fruit snacks in packages...whatever she can get. She takes them to their guest bedroom downstairs and eats them. She's also been known to chew up potholders. They've gotten really fastidious about not leaving food out (though with kids who are 3 and 7, it's an extra level of challenge), but for Easter they had to shut her up in a bedroom because she would have devoured everything the Easter Bunny put out for the kids to find in the morning.
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This is the best description of a beagle I have ever read! My sister's dog (a lab and a rescue) has some anxiety issues, and she waits until everyone's asleep to sneak down to the kitchen and grab loaves of bread, bananas, onions, fruit snacks in packages...whatever she can get. She takes them to their guest bedroom downstairs and eats them. She's also been known to chew up potholders. They've gotten really fastidious about not leaving food out (though with kids who are 3 and 7, it's an extra level of challenge), but for Easter they had to shut her up in a bedroom because she would have devoured everything the Easter Bunny put out for the kids to find in the morning.